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November 22nd, 2006

Welcome! To all you earthlings, welcome to my blog. We’re so grateful that we’ve found a benificent race to hatch us from our chrysalis so we can grow, and maybe one day, inhabit a new planet of our own. In the meantime, things are in a dire state on Naratuko. While alien leaders are escaping to earth to determine whether it will indeed prove to be a suitable location for us to save our species, the rest of us are left to battle the elements.

After their own planet was destroyed by a meteor, the evil alien race found habitat on ours, since it was in close proximity and had the right atmosphere and nutrients they too needed to survive. Unfortunately, they weren’t used to sharing any territory and since their arrival, Naratuko has been a war-strewn planet. Since we were fighting on our own territory, however, the evil alien race was never able to overtake us. Finally, out of spite, they resorted to the last ditch effort: if they can’t have Naratuko, nobody will. Since they set that plan into motion, they’ve been depleting the sloog swamps, the source of all our nutrients and the element that is necessary for our survival.

Since this tactic has been in play, all aliens on Naratuko, good and evil alike, are suffering. Many have already dried out, starved, and withered to death. Others–the strongest among is–are fighting each day for survival. As our leaders search for a solution on earth, we’re hoping we can turn the tides here on Naratuko by convincing the weaker evil aliens to change their plan. Perhaps their resolve will be weakened once their leaders have fled?

I have scheduled a meeting with Alicon, the evil alien who has been appointed in charge of the evil alien race since Takon, Dodec, and Shako have departed for earth. I am hoping he can be outsmarted….I will let you know how it goes tomorrow.

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